Ray the Tissue Bandit
When Jack’s out of town, the Lads will come around…
Crab emerging from its old shell and straight into my nightmares.
when your friends corner you in a shower to make you be on their news show
Reblog if you would date a bisexual person
Like if you wouldn’t because there is “too much competition”
Trying to prove a point to an asshole
some of you are so shallow basing who you want to date purely off looks, you have to consider other qualities about the person too like do they have lots of money, do they drive a nice car etc
what do you mean not everyone has a toilet that washes and massages your butt
Wait there are toilets like that?
what an incredible experience it must be
im mildly concerned about something labeled “turbo” going near my butt
#turbo your fucking ass