Hello and welcome. Here you will find many awesome and wonderful things, so enjoy your stay and I hope you never leave.

itsdcat:

@hereshestands

  • BEST
    shrek one:
  • the funniest movie i have ever seen. literally one of the funniest comedies of all time. incredible pacing and dialogue. reference jokes that were actually funny. surreal world that was so modern fantasy it actually worked. rocking score. awesome scene set to "i need a hero" being sung by the villain unironically and completely played straight. a bar of villains. just overall the best concepts ever.
    shrek two:
  • bad
    shrek three:
  • bad
    shrek four:

danielavidang:

Ray the Tissue Bandit

officiallygrimbark:

When Jack’s out of town, the Lads will come around…

officiallygrimbark:

When Jack’s out of town, the Lads will come around…

unexplained-events:

Crab emerging from its old shell and straight into my nightmares.

unexplained-events:

Crab emerging from its old shell and straight into my nightmares.

queen-bmvagabond:

when your friends corner you in a shower to make you be on their news show

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EXPERIMENT

koblala:

Reblog if you would date a bisexual person

Like if you wouldn’t because there is “too much competition”

Trying to prove a point to an asshole

australiansanta:

some of you are so shallow basing who you want to date purely off looks, you have to consider other qualities about the person too like do they have lots of money, do they drive a nice car etc

jasonttodd:

callmekitto:

crackiswhacksherlock:

moriarty:

jashuwa:

moriarty:

what do you mean not everyone has a toilet that washes and massages your butt

Wait there are toilets like that?

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what an incredible experience it must be

im mildly concerned about something labeled “turbo” going near my butt